Breaking news - this just in:
Investigation into Charlie’s accident by Russian Federal accident investigation authorities discovered that Charlie did not simply “fall”, but was actually forcefully dragged to the edge of the table by his power cord.
Apparently at the time of these tests, Charlie was not running on batteries, but was connected to “ground power” - a continuous source of 12v DC supplied by the power mains - by a long cord connected to his power port.
We have been told that this is not an unusual arrangement when long-term diagnostics, testing, or development is being done as batteries alone don’t provide enough power for enough time to be effective for long periods of use.
Witnesses say they saw Charlie being dragged, seemingly against his will, off the table in what many believe was a deliberate attempt on his life. It’s only by the grace of Almighty God that he survived such a dangerous fall.
Police interviewed Charlie in the hospital but, unfortunately, he was unable to shed any light on the matter.
As a consequence of witness statements federal police have classified this incident as a potential 'boticide. No arrests have been made as yet, but police are vigorously investigating several clues.
In a related story, hospital officials say that Charlie is progressing well and has been moved out of intensive care into a normal hospital room where he is listed as being in “stable” condition. He is being monitored closely for potential errors and defects by experts.
Unofficial sources claim that Charlie required extensive repair to his filesystems and the re-installation of recent backups before he was finally fully awake and responsive. As a consequence, important data and potentially valuable clues about the incident were irretrievably lost.
We will continue to monitor events as they unfold.
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